Covid-19 Blues

D A Somewhere in China a bat took a leak D G Pissed all over some uncooked meat D A Some dude bought it scarfed it down D G Got real sick then he passed it around D A G Long story short now my grandma's in the ground D A Now I'm stuck at home all alone D G Keeping both hands clean D A D I hope I don't die from the COVID-19 D A Wanna get to the bank and unload my cash D G Not for spending but for wiping my ass D A Should've stocked up on water and bread D G I'm hungry as hell and Kenny Rogers is dead D A G It wasn't from the COVID at least that's what they said (don't believe em') D A Now I'm stuck at home all alone D G Keeping both hands clean D A D I hope I don't die from the COVID-19 G D Tom Hanks was a hell of a guy G D Rand Paul now I'm starting to cry G D Idris Elba I don't know who he is A I'm not gonna lie D A Now I'm stuck at home all alone D G Keeping both hands clean D A D I hope I don't die from the COVID-19 D A G Em7 A D I hope I don't die from the COVID-19