Better Off Beatin Off

G Cadd9 G Every woman that I meet is a headache G D G Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak G Cadd9 Em See no reason to repeat my mistakes Cadd9 G D G I'm better off alone beatin' off G Cadd9 G Em D G G Cadd9 G Every woman that I meet is unfaithful G D G Every guy in town is stuffin' her puss hole G Cadd9 Em Y'all can have her, I hope you like blue balls Cadd9 G D G I'm better off alone beatin' off Cadd9 Had enough of this same ol' game G D G Locked my door, grabbed my vaseline Cadd9 Pulled my dick out and I start to drain D Finally have some peace in my brain G Cadd9 G G D G G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 G D G Cadd9 Sick and tired of this same ol' lie G D G Rather be unzippin' my fly Cadd9 Pull my dick out and I start to cry D Jackin' off with tears in my eye G Cadd9 G Buy her jewelery and that expensive lipstick G D G Turn my back and then she's suckin' my dad's dick G Cadd9 Em Had enough of it, I'm callin' in sick Cadd9 G D G I'm better off alone beatin' off Cadd9 G D G I'm better off alone beatin' off G Cadd9 Better off beatin' off G Cadd9 I'm better off beatin' off G Cadd9 Better off beatin' off G Cadd9 I'm better off beatin' off