Beer Weed Cooches

E A B E E A E Friday night, friends at the bar E B E Outside, hotboxed in the car E A E Heard the band, steel guitar B A So we followed our way to the song E A E Inside, group of hot girls E B E Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel E A E Band's swinging, take her for a twirl B A So we danced all night to the song E B Beer, weed, cooches E A And honky tonk music E B E All night long E B Stoned, drunk, fucked up E A I'm gettin' my dick sucked E B E All night long E A E Took a break, headed outside E B E Pass the joint, girls got high E A E My squirrel, glaze in her eye B A So I knew it wouldn't be long E A E Making out, got a big bone E B E Feeling good, gonna get blown E A E Then the band started playing George Jones B A So we went back in to hear the song E B Beer, weed, cooches E A And honky tonk music E B E All night long E B Stoned, drunk, fucked up E A I'm gettin' my dick sucked E B E All night long A Last call and we had a good buzz E Grabbed some beer and the girls with us A Drove back, copped her in the fuzz B With the radio playin' that song for us E B E A E B E A E B E A E Back home, stereo's up E B E Sturgill's singnin, a song about drugs E A E Girl's drinking, smokin' and stuff B A So we listened real close to the song E A E Me and her, bedroom time E B E Through the wall, Stu still rhyme. E A E Ol' dick sucked, I like her kind B A So we smoked and fucked to the song E B Beer, weed, cooches E A And honky tonk music E B E All night long E B Stoned, drunk, fucked up E A I'm gettin' my dick sucked E B E All night long E B E And all night long