Anal And The Dishes Chords - Wheeler Walker Jr.

INTRO

Verse 1

C G My party life Fmaj7 C Traded in for a kid and a wife Fmaj7 C No more being alone G I got a home C G Instead of s*x with whores Fmaj7 C I wake you up, girl, when you snore Fmaj7 C Instead of bangin' sluts G I wipe the baby's butt

Chorus 1

C G Now we do anal and the dishes Fmaj7 C Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Fmaj7 C Dinner back at home G Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole C G Anal and the dishes Fmaj7 C Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Fmaj7 C Dinner back at home G Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole

Verse 2

C G Cocaine days are gone Fmaj7 C Now I get high from mowin' the lawn Fmaj7 C Instead of Waylon songs G Now I watch rom-coms C G No more Jim Beam shots Fmaj7 C Rather wait in the K-Mart lot Fmaj7 C Fill the SUV G With Huggies, Charmin, and Vaseline

Chorus 2

C G We do anal and the dishes Fmaj7 C Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Fmaj7 C Dinner back at home G Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole C G Anal and the dishes Fmaj7 C Clipping coupons and making wishes Fmaj7 C Sunday night at home G Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Go to town, girl, on your tight tight butt hole C G Do I miss that road Fmaj7 C Drunk as hell, being? a horny toad? Fmaj7 C G This life is better for my health, or so I tell myself

Instr

{same as chorus)

Chorus 3

C G 'Cause now we do anal and the dishes Fmaj7 C Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Fmaj7 C Dinner back at home G Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Fmaj7 Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole C G Anal and the dishes Fmaj7 C Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's Fmaj7 C Then we drive on home Fmaj7 G G G C And I cry and ram you in your tight tight butt hole