Papa Eds Oobe

G C On separate occasions (Two weddings) G C G This phenomenon occurred (Two bathroom floors) C G C My second body left my first (Too much sweating, too much pork) Em G I sighed at my side, but (I stared at myself in) C G No party outside heard; how (A suit, on the tiles, passed out) C G What the hell (Strange it felt) C Was that about (When I returned) G C G C G And seven dwarves C G Used to hang out in my van C G I may drive a piece of shit C But I'm the man Em And I used to A Walk you C Em To the old Blockbuster A C Cause I knew you'd get so bored so quick G Oh my darlin', how'd you get so old so quick Em G You are not my daughter, but Em G You are not my daughter, but Em C If I can divide for you N.C. G I guess I can be your daddy too C G C G C G C D G