Unicorn

C Unicorn G F C Are you what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse G F Sexy sexy fish horse C Fly through the air G F C Pooping out rainbows I bet you think that that's cute G F You've given away the location of all my gold C G Unicorn won't you let me F C G F Touch your magical horn oh yeah C G Unicorn won't you let me F C G F Touch your magical horn oh yeah C Gather around me G F C Magical creatures magical woodland friends G F Let me tell you tales of the unicorn C He's a bastard, the little bastard G F C I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face, bastard C The little bastard G F Telling all the folks where my gold is C He's a bastard C He's a bastard G F C I wanna punch him in his stupid false face, bastard G The little bastard F C Telling all the folks where my gold is, unicorn C G Unicorn won't you let me F C G F Touch your magical horn oh yeah C G Unicorn won't you let me F C G F Touch your magical horn oh yeah C