Rand

E A B (4x) E A B She had long legs and blond hair E A B And a skirt cut to here E A B She's the sexiest go go boot wearin' little hottie E A B In the final frontier E A B She had a digital clipboard As she walked down the hall And when she looked at the bridge crew She knew that she could have s*x with 'em all Chorus1: (in comes full strum bar chords with distortion) E G# A B Yeoman Rand I'll be your man Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt But I don't give a damn hold on B E A B She had a thing for the Captain But didn't we all She used to mainline the Venus drug Cut with pure alcohol She was fired you know After six episodes And my heart was forever broken When she left the show Repeat chorus1 Chorus2: E G# A B Yeoman Rand I'll be your man With a need for warp speed and more speed You just don't understand