Old Country Doctor The Ballad Of Bones

G Em C D Em C C B A G Em—C G Em C C B A G Em C G Em Well, they call me Bones and I'm third in command C C B A G Second in line is a man I just can't stand Em C G Em He's a green blooded, pointy-eared, seven year itch C C B A G And when he pon farrs He'll try to make me his bitch D C G Well, I may or may not have divorced my wife But I damn sure pulled the plug on my daddy's life And two months later, well, they found a cure Em C D G I'm just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour (harmonica lead in) Em C D G (same chord pattern as verse 1) The damned teleporter Yeah, it gives me the creeps The first time I used it I couldn't get it up for weeks Now my tricorder's busted And sick bay just stinks I guess I'll just go replicate me a drink (Repeat Chorus) Well, Jim is the captain of this here ship We call her the Enterprise, and the crew's pretty hip Yeah, the girls all wear go-go boots and miniskirts And I spend my days patching all the red shirts (electric guitar in) D C G Well, I have been asked to do many a thing Outside the area of my expertise Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before Damn it Jim, damn it Jim, I told you before Em C D G I'm just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour Just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour (harmonica lead out)