Trashy Turns Me On

D G G Well I was playin’ the weddin’ G Out on the lake C G Behind a brand new, Doublewide G I had it cranked up loud G And had a rowdy crowd D G Just watching' em dance and fight G Yea there was hippies and bikers G C Just plain white trash, You name it D They were there G And then the mother of the bride G Gave me a dirty smile D G And ran her fingers through her bleach blonde hair C She took me back to the trailer park G Makin’ love in the pitch black dark D Man, we rocked the trailer of them cinder blocks G She was Turning me on C A little Suburb outside of Dallas G A brand new 80 foot, single wide palace D A pack of rubbers and a box of Cialis G We rocked it all night long C Cause I was hog tied in that single wide G Tat on her back, and her hair was dyed D (2 beats then pause) Man, she’s painted up, but thats what I like G Cause trashy turns me on D G G She had legs for days, and a body that amaze C G Its like the seven wonders, of the world G G And a cheap tan, and fake nails on her hands D Just a crazy, sexy, trashy, country girl G When I got done, she said son C D Your comin' back, home with me G Well hell I followed her back in my pickup truck D G The rest is just history Here we go! C She took me back to the trailer park G Makin’ love in the pitch black dark D Man, we rocked the trailer of them cinder blocks G She was Turning me on C A little Suburb outside of Dallas G A brand new 80 foot, single wide palace D A pack of rubbers and a box of Cialis G We rocked it all night long C Cause I was hog tied in that single wide ` G Tat on her back, and her hair was dyed D Man, she’s painted up, but thats what I like (You know why?) G Cause trashy turns me on Chorus x1 D C (1 Strum) Love all my women, don’t get me wrong G G But trashy turns me on