Wheres The Milk

Em F#m G6 F#m Em F#m G6 F#m Em F#m G6 F#m I can't believe I stepped into this situation comedy Em F#m G6 F#m Like every stupid housewife seen on all those stupid shows Em F#m G6 F#m Saturday you headed out for milk then Sunday came and Monday Em F#m G6 F#m Came and Tuesday came and then the next and so it goes Am Bm C Bm I put my life together after looking like an idiot Am Bm C D In front of all my family, our neighbors and our kids Em F#m G6 F#m And I sat through all that therapy and blamed myself and everybody Em F#m G6 F#m Else before I started blaming you for what you did G And now you wander back into my life F# To pick up where you left it G And pretend it didn't happen F# Do I really look that dumb? A And you stand there empty-handed G# With a smile that's ten years older C#m And eyes that want to show me A B Just how far you've come E B But tell me, where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A E All this time gone by A B You could have brought the whole damn cow E B Where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A A7 Oh tell me where's the milk now? Em F#m G6 F#m Em F#m G6 F#m Em F#m G6 F#m Every day I climbed into the car to drive to work and had to Em F#m G6 F#m Pass by all those grocery stores and markets on the way Em F#m G6 F#m Limping through the produce toward the dairy case and wondering Em F#m G6 F#m If I would see your face upon the milk cartons some day G And now you show up at the doorway F# Without an explanation G Like you didn't think I'd notice F# That you hadn't been around A And you stand there empty-hearted G# With no weight upon your shoulders C#m And you think I'm gonna celebrate A B That you were finally found E B First tell me, where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A E You'd think by now you might have found A B A quart or two somehow E B Where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A A7 Oh tell me where's the milk now? Em F#m G6 F#m Em F#m G6 F#m Am Bm C Bm Moo Am Bm C Bm Moo Am Bm C Bm Moo Am Bm C D Moo G And now you show up like a hangnail F# With no sense of indignation G And you talk about your travels F# And the changes in your life A And you stand there empty-headed G# With no concept of contrition C#m Wasting your material A B On someone else's wife E B So tell me, where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A E See the expiration date A B Everything's gone sour E B Where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A A7 Oh tell me where's the milk - E B Where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A E See the expiration date A B Everything's gone sour E B Where the hell's the milk? C#m G#m Where's the stupid milk? A A7 Oh tell me where's the milk now? Em F#m G6 F#m Em F#m G6 F#m