Dont Put It In Your Mouth

D D Don't put it in your mouth A You don't know where it's been G D Don't assume it's candy for a minute Gsus Don't take it from the ground G Or from a strange old man A G D A (once) Other kids have vanished when they did it D Don't bring it in the house A Because it's not a toy G D Don't you ever point it at your sister Gsus Go put it in your room G I'll wash your mouth with soap E A Then I'll put you two in separate corners D G A D Did you bring enough for everyone D Gsus Keep it to yourself or share D G A D Go upstairs and think of what you've done Gsus A You're just not my kid, I swear (I swear, I swear, I swear) D Don't swing that thing around A You just might poke an eye G D Wipe that grin before it sticks forever Gsus Don't leave it on the floor G Or feed it to the dog E A If you break it you won't get another G A How many times do I have to tell you D In one ear and out the other G A Don't try talking with your mouth full D You're behaving like your father F# If you want to grow up healthy Bm A A G G A G G Knock it off and put it down A G G A G G Keep it clean and safe for later A D And don't you put it in your mouth D Don't put it in your mouth A What if you should choke G D Even though you didn't choke the last time Gsus You'd jump right off the bridge G Because the neighbor did E A You should try to make your brain work sometime C Let me see your hands A Both hands both sides C A Stop that sniveling now and blow C G What is best for you is best for me Bb A Don't ask why or how just go (just go go go, just go) D If you don't want to eat A We'll find someone who will G D Starving kids in India will love it Gsus And you'll just go to bed G And stay there for a week or E A Put it in your mouth and swallow it G A How many times do I have to tell you D In one ear and out the other G A Don't try talking with your mouth full D You're behaving like your father F# If you want to grow up healthy Bm A A G G A G G Knock it off and put it down A G G A G G Keep it clean and safe for later A D And don't you put it in your mouth G D (Knock it off)