I Make Hamburgers

F Am Em Dm (The lyrics are practically spoken. Intro chords continue merrily.) F Am Em Dm My first customer was Megan she came in F Am Em Dm For a hamburger with the lot, no meat F Am Em Dm Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out F (lil riff) F Am Em Dm My second customer was Susan she came in F Am Em Dm For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said F Am Em Dm You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out F Tonight (lil riff) F C Dm F I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money F C Dm And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view F C Dm He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top And they don't taste too Bb F G bad I'm tellin you (The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Coming Up For Air, too.:D Verse again (same chords as before): My third customer was Maria, she came in for hot chips with sauce (More sauce!) - she said! And she took me home....to meet her mother. My fourth customer was Sandy, she came in for nothing I could see, 'cept me.. So as it was, I too was eating a hamburger of sorts within the hour ;-) F C Dm F I make hamburgers, I get all the girls F C Dm F And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world F C Dm F If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I F C teach them all how to be Bb F G dirty girls, like you Solo over verse chords: F Am Em Dm (The solo's easier than it sounds) Chorus again: F C Dm F I make hamburgers, I get all the girls F C Dm F And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world F C Dm F If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I F C teach them all how to be Bb F G dirty girls, like you