I Dodged A Mullet

G F C N.C. C I dodged a mullet F C When you broke my heart C Coulda been me F Sitting six dogs deep G In the Shady Oaks trailer park F It mighta been my name tattoo-ed in flames C G/B Am On your ass-grabbin farmer-tanned arm D7 G But, I dodged a mullet F C When you broke my heart G You were my Clarksville Maconahey Achy Breaky Billy Ray C All your kisses had the taste of Parrot Bay and Ocean Spray G Hooch-hockin Arkansas Frenemies with the law C When you left me on my own for Mountain Dew and methadone F One dark and stormy night C G/B Am You begged me to be your wife D7 You drank up all my natty light G And limped the hell outta my life N.C. C I dodged a mullet F C When you broke my heart C Coulda been me F Smokin' homegrown weed G In the Shady Oaks trailer park F It mighta been my name scratched into the paint C G/B Am On your step daddy's cousin's old car D7 G But, I dodged a mullet F C When you broke my heart G I would've caught that laundered money felon charge G Now I thank my lucky stars C Padukah Pablo Escobar Drinkin with the prison guards G Coulda been your ride or die Simpin' in a single wide C The lord was lookin out for me Protecting me from purdjury F What can I say C G/B Am About the one that got away D7 He's doin business in the front And party in the back G N.C. In a whole new kinda way N.C. C I dodged a mullet F C When you broke my heart C Coulda been me F Sittin six kids deep G In the Shady Oaks trailer park F It mighta been my name gittin hometown famous C G/B Am For shoplifting guns at Walmart D G But, I dodged a mullet F When you broke my heart C D G I sure dodged a mullet F Fm C When you broke my heart