Perfect Pitch

C7 F We once had a happy home F With dogs and cats and means C7 What if odd Hawaiian winds C7 F Would find us here in Queens? Dm She seemed a little distant F She sighed and looked away Dm I had to think of something new C7 To make her feel okay Bb C Maybe something musical F Cm7 For her next birthday Cm7 Small and cheap and lots of fun C7 And not to hard to play Dm I walked the snowy streets of Queens F I almost gave up tryin' Dm 'Til I found this crazy shop C7 With all things Hawaiian Bb C Palm trees, surf boards, tanning lotion F Cm7 Guitars the size of shoes Cm7 I did not know these little boxes C7 Would soon give me the blues F Now she's cray-cray F About a uku-le-le F C7 A goofey little four string C7 All she does is strum that thing F C#7 That little lass is wack C7 F Is she ever coming back? F G7 Or is she gonna play, play G7 C7 On a uku-le-le? Dm I said, "Let's catch a movie F Or maybe see a show Dm Take a drive around the town C7 And make angels in the snow" Bb C But she kept on practicin' F Cm7 Learning those old songs Cm7 The fingers flyin' on the frets C7 And singin' at the top of her lungs F Now she's cray-cray F About a uku-le-le F C7 A goofey little four string C7 All she does is strum that thing F C#7 That little lass is wack C7 F Is she ever coming back? F G7 Or is she gonna play, play G7 C7 On a uku-le-le? Solo whistle "Ukulele Lady F C7 F F C7 F Dm I set that evil instrument F Down the stairs and ran Dm Just to save my marriage vows C7 I had to have a plan Bb C I don't have perfect pitch F Cm7 That, I can't deliver Cm7 About that day I pitched that thing C7 Into the East River F Now she's cray-cray F About a uku-le-le F C7 A goofey little four string C7 All she does is strum that thing F C#7 That little lass is wack C7 F Is she ever coming back? F G7 Or is she gonna play, play G7 C7 Bbm7 Cm7 F leeeee leeeeeee le?