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Em G G Em If youre in the market for some loneliness and heartache Dm G well have I got some good news for you C Em you can get it for a dollar all you gotta do is holler Dm G I can have it in the post by two F G if I could sell all my troubles somehow Am C oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with Dm F and Id shout all my friends to a night on the town Em G forget whatever had got me down C Em Dm G singing whoa… C Em if youre shopping for despair dont just get it anywhere Dm G Ive got the finest stuff around C Em if youre looking out for sorrow I can get more by tomorrow Dm G I take orders by the pound F G if I could sell all my troubles somehow Am C oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with Dm F Id buy a big bag and Id get real high Em G float on into that big old sky C Em Dm G singing whoa… F G if I could sell all my troubles somehow Am C Id have more money than Id know what to do with Dm F and Id buy a big house and a big fancy car Em G and feel just like a movie star C Em Dm G singing whoa… F G if I could sell all my troubles somehow Am C oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with Dm F and Id tell the whole world how you broke my heart Em G and end up right back at the start