Kill The Dog Next Door

D Bm G D I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind D Bm A D Then my neighbour got a dog D Bm G D He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute D Bm A D But it still looked like a chihuahua G D A D He had me over to watch it sit and beg G D Bm A It bit my knee and made love to my leg D Bm G D Now it barks all the night and all of the day D Bm A D Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn Repeat intro D Bm G D I didn't get to sleep last night till very late D Bm A D The stupid dog barked and grrred D Bm G D I woke up late and ran to catch the bus D Bm A D But I slipped on a turd G D A D I was certain it wasn't one of mine G D Bm A With that the dog had crossed over the line D Bm G D I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind D Bm A D From my lovely little suburb (Tempo change!) D I'm gonna k**l the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore G Cause this is judgment day A The little runt has got to pay D No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone G I'm gonna k**l k**l k**l A K**l k**l k**l k**l that dog G A D I see the little monster in my garden A D So I grab an axe and off I go G A D And I try my best to get it Bm A All I do is sever my big toe G A D My neighbour comes outside to calm me A D He says his dog and me should just be friends G A D Bm He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands G A Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might D I'm gonna k**l the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore G Cause this is judgment day A The little runt has got to pay D No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone G I'm gonna k**l k**l k**l A K**l k**l k**l k**l that dog G A D Now the stupid mutt's in doggie heaven A D I strangled it to death and now I'm free G A D But my trouble ain't quite over Bm A My neighbour called the cops on me G A D I end up at the police station A D Where I am told that I must pay G A D A three hundred dollar fine Bm A Wow what a great value I think I'll k**l my neighbour too D I'm gonna k**l the guy next door Won't call the cops anymore G I never liked him anyway A Three hundred isn't much to pay D There are turds on my lawn They must be his, his dog is gone G I'm gonna k**l k**l k**l k**l k**l k**l k**l K**l k**l k**l k**l k**l k**l A K**l k**l k**l k**l k**l that guy D9