Carrot Juice Is Murder

D G D Em C D G Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale G D Em C D G I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail G D Em C D G Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night G D Em C D G This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight D G D G Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime D G C D Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream G D Em C D I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled G D Em C D G Grated and steamed with no mercy, how do you think that feels? G D Em C D Carrot juice constitutes murder, greenhouses prisons for slaves G D Em C D G It's time to stop all this gardening, let's call a spade a spade G D Em C D G I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue G D Em C D G If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two G D Em C D G I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage G D Em C G 'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage D G D G I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour D G C D I'd k**l those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower G D Em C D I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled G D Em C D G Grated and steamed with no mercy, how do you think that feels? G D Em C D Carrot juice constitutes murder, greenhouses prisons for slaves G D Em C D G It's time to stop all this gardening, let's call a spade a spade Am Em How low as people do we dare to stoop C G Making young broccolis bleed in the soup Am Em Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes C D Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato! G D Em C D I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled G D Em C D G Grated and steamed with no mercy, how do you think that feels? G D Em C D Carrot juice constitutes murder, greenhouses prisons for slaves G D Em C D G It's time to stop all this gardening, let's call a spade a spade.