Aging Spinsters

C F G You can have a fall and winter of your own C F G Staying warm inside your Victorian home F C F C G But when the city's so hot the winos burst into flames F C F C G Dm When the Jesus freaks collapse with the weight of their claims F C G Dm Marry young, Diana F C G Dm I don't want to see you old and alone F C G Dm It's no fun, Diana F I don't want to see you C G C Rot in the home for aging spinsters F G You should find someone as loyal as a dog C F G Who will still love you when you look like a frog F C F C G Someone to rock your chair and bring you pink lemonade F C F C G Dm Someone to peel your grape at a hundred degrees in the shade F C G Dm Marry young, Diana F C G Dm I don't want to see you old and alone F C G Dm It's no fun, Diana F I don't want to see you C G C Rot in the home for aging spinsters