She Only Rings Me When Shes Locked

C She only rings me when shes locked F When shes halfway through her snack box G Full on vodka and Coke F Our love lifes a joke C She only rings me when she is locked C The story goes around the town she's been dumped I'm her rebound F but I'm hoping for something more C she comes into the pub looking unreal Sure I can't talk until I'm steamed F somehow we end up back at my door C Lads, the sheets are ruined from her tan the wall has imprints of her hand F theres awkward conversations in the morning G F The lads have seen the scratch marks on my back G F the taxi man he knows the craic G F G I'd say he's got our situation clocked C She only rings me when shes locked F When shes halfway through her snack box G Full on vodka and Coke F Our love lifes a joke C She only rings me when she is locked C When will I see her next I never know what to say in text F you know I've got a lack of confidence C But I'd say she's worked out she's got some body her sister picks her up in her audi F you know this girl is high maintenance N.C. And then she texts and she says G F what are you up to, Smiley face G F how about we go back to your place G F G It's been the same since first on my door she knocked C She only rings me when shes locked F When shes halfway through her snack box G Full on vodka and Coke F Our love lifes a joke C She only rings me when she is locked F Maybe we could see a movie G we could meet up on a Tuesday Am doesn't have to be half two coming home from town F And if you wanna be my girl G come on now I'm standing here Am but I can't let you push me around G F But shes some lasher My friends say G F she's got an arse like Beyoncé G F G Doesn't seem to mind that we never talked C She only rings me when shes locked F When shes halfway through her snack box G Full on vodka and Coke F Our love lifes a joke C She only rings me when she is locked G But the story ain't done yet F maybe she'll regret C she only rang when she was locked