Miss America

Cm7 B Eb Gb F Gb Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Cm7 Tommy stutters comically When he says a lot of things, B Mommy does the shopping, Daddy's digging through the laundry bins, Eb He likes to try on mommy's things Gb With his hair up in her bobby pins F The neighbours very neighbourly Gb Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee F I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak Cm7 B So pick up the phone Eb Fix up your lawn Gb Turn the TV on F There's nothing wrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Middle America, I love you Cm7 Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man B Drunk from the bar Hit him with the front of his car Eb Drug him so far, There was nothing but parts, Gb For hundreds of yards F Those thick damn power lines, Gb Will drive you out your mind F Edna sits in the shower sometimes, For hours and cries, Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye Cm7 B So pick up the phone Eb Fix up your lawn Gb Turn the TV on F There's nothing wrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Middle America, I love you Cm7 Smoking softly but, Mommy's body shook B Dropped the coffee cup I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough Eb Becca was a quiet girl Behind the wheel Gb With a mouth full of diet pills A couple beers F And some stuff for your sinuses Dancing in the fire Gb Smashing all of the appliances F The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects. Cm7 B So pick up the phone Eb Fix up your lawn Gb Turn the TV on F There's nothing wrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Middle America, We love you Cm7 B So pick up the phone Eb Fix up your lawn Gb Turn the TV on F There's nothing wrong G Eb Eb\Db Eb\B Eb\Bb Miss America, We love you