Abandonitis

Am Am Got abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away Abandonitis! Dm Got abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away Abandonitis! Em You can whine and moan about being alone Dm Am But abandonitis is here to stay Am You might get sick as a child and run crazy and wild Am And feels secretly bad every day Abandonitis! Dm You might get left as a child and run crazy and wild Am And feels secretly bad every day Abandonitis! Em You'd better take it in stride because you just can't hide Dm Am From abandonitis when it comes your way G Your baby sister's in jail, your brother's a punk F E Your folks are both dead, maybe just drunk Am G You feel all alone, so sorry for yourself F E You stand in line like everybody else, Abandonitis, uh! Am Dm Am Em Dm Am G F E Am G F E Am G It's like a logical stage, you try to engage F E There ain't no friends on your Facebook page Am G You might get a divorce, remarry of course F E It's the same old trap, scream yourself hoarse, Abandonitis! Am It's abandonitis, not appendicitis Am And the doctor can't cut it away Cut it away Dm It's abandonitis, not appendicitis Am And the doctor can't cut it away Cut it away Em You can't operate on your own fate Dm Am Abandonitis don't cut it that way Am It's just abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away Abandonitis! Dm Ol' abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away Abandonitis! Em You can whine and moan about being alone Dm Am But abandonitis dont go away Am G F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G F E