Dont Pet The Dog

C C7 F C Well, I'd much rather have a frog in my throat G C Or a porcupine stuck to my face C C7 F C I'd much rather have a bug in my ear C G C Than a dog hangin' 'round on my leg C Your girl asked you home to meet mama and daddy C G She told them that she thinks you're nice G But there's trouble ahead and you wish you was dead C If you don't take this friendly advice C G Don't pet the dog, don't pet him whatever you do G ‘Cause he ain't been fixed, he knows some tricks C That'll sure make a fool out of you C F Don't pet the dog, he gets it confused with romance G Don't tickle his sides or look deep in his eyes C C7 Or he'll be taking your leg to the dance F C You say it's ok, try to push him away G C C7 What's his name? Does he sit up and beg? F C You try to be cool, but you look like a fool D7 G With a dog hangin' 'round on your leg C I've been to England, I met with the Queen G She served me biscuits and tea G She had a Great Dane, I said, "Hey, what's his name?" C You know what the Queen said to me? C G Don't pet the dog, don't pet him whatever you do G Don't tickle his sides or look deep in his eyes C Or he'll be making a fool out of you C F Don't pet the dog, he gets it confused with romance G Don't tickle his sides or look deep in his eyes C Or he'll be taking your leg to the dance C G C Don't pet the dog...