Dont Call Wagga Wagga Wagga

E Fm B Ab C#7 F# B E Em B Now I know Ted Egan’s been around, true expert that he is. C#7 C#m F# A lotta folks they know their Outback well, and Ted, he sure knows his. Abm Gaug F#/B Fm7 I those towns with funny names, the ones that make you laugh C#m7 F# F# F# and when it comes to the double names, ya don’t do things by half. B Ya don’t call Kurri Kurri Kurri C#m and ya don’t call Gin Gin Gin. F# You don’t call Mooney Mooney Mooney B and ya don’t call Kin Kin Kin. ya never call Pindi Pindi Pindi E and you don’t call Grong Grong Grong. Bb/F G Ab and ya don’t call Wagga Wagga Wagga no sir C# F# B callin’ Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong. E B It’s Lang Lang and it’s Ki Ki, Wangi Wangi and Woy Woy C#7 F# and if ya call Tumbi Umbi Tumbi, well that proves you’re a silly boy. E B Cocklebiddy isn’t Cockle, Duckinwilla isn’t Duck. C#7 F# Burpengary isn’t Burpen, Muckadilla isn’t Muck. B E Uranquinty isn’t Uran, and Petrie isn’t Pee. F# You’d look pretty silly callin’ Liili Pilli Lilli and Wee Waa isn’t Wee, and B Ya don’t call Walla Walla Walla C#m and ya don’t call Curl Curl Curl F# You don’t call Mitta Mitta Mitta B and ya don’t call Wool Wool Wool. Never call Pura Pura Pura E and ya don’t call Bong Bong Bong Bb/F G Ab and ya don’t call Wagga Wagga Wagga no sir C# F# B callin’ Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong E B It’s Terrigal not Terry, and Stanthorpe isn’t Stan. C#7 F# Peterborough isn’t Peter, Dandaragan isn’t Dan E B Kenebri’s not Kenny, Jackadgery isn’t Jack. C#7 F never ever call Jimboomba Jim and Macksville isn’t Mack. B E so now you’ll all remember Ted Egan’s good advice, F# some words are so fair dinkum that you have to use ’em twice, and B Ya don’t call Kurri Kurri Kurri C#m and ya don’t call Gin Gin Gin F# You don’t call Mooney Mooney Mooney B and ya don’t call Kin Kin Kin. ya never call Pindi Pindi Pindi E and you don’t call Grong Grong Grong Bb/F G Ab and ya don’t call Wagga Wagga Wagga no sir C# F# B callin’ Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong. E Bb/F G Ab Never ever ever call Wagga Wagga Wagga F# B B callin’ Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong.