Song Of Good Advice

C F Don’t drink the water from the toilet C G Don’t eat meat from underneath the sink C F C Don't eat food in Mexico, don’t take those yellow pills C G C Don't eat pulled pork in any part in any part of the world C F C Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass C G For a week or two and then you’ll die AND THEN YOU’LL DIE C F C And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts C G C You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore C F Don’t camp in ancient Indian graveyards C G Don’t k**l people and drive away, make sure that they are dead C F C Don’t camp at the Post Office, don’t join that freaky cult C G C Don’t lead your nuclear plant to a chemical waste dump C F C Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass C G For a week or two and then you’ll die AND THEN YOU’LL DIE C F C And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts C G C You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore (Whistling) the same tune as the chorus 2x C F C Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass C G For a week or two and then you’ll die AND THEN YOU’LL DIE C F C And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts C G C You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore F G C AND BURN FOREVER….MOOOOOOORE