The I-Cant-Even-Play-The-Blues Blues

C F C I want to play the blues but I have a problem to tell C F G I want to play the blues but I have a problem to tell F G C I don't know the notes, so I can't play the blues too well. C F C My ukulele makes a happy, cheerful sound (pluck C chord) C F G My ukulele makes a happy, cheerful sound (pluck G chord) F G C But when you're playin’ the blues, that’s not what you want around F C My industry’s in a slump, so I’m underemployed F C And my creditors are getting really annoyed F C Am If I don’t find a full-time job soon, I’m gonna be finished Dm G Everything but my notes and chords is gettin’ flattened and diminished C F C So I sing the blues, but the melody don’t agree C F G Yeah, I sing the blues, but the melody don’t agree F G C Am I can’t even play the blues, have pity on me. F G C No, I can’t even play the blues, have pity on me. Kazoo solo over Bridge chords F C F C F C Am Dm G C F C So I sing the blues, but the melody don’t agree C F G Yeah, I sing the blues, but the melody don’t agree F G C Am I can’t even play the blues, have pity on me. F G C No, I can’t even play the blues, have pity on me.