I Want A Refund

D G One Tuesday, near the Jamba Juice D A I saw a tiny shop D G It was selling superpowers D A D At a thousand bucks a pop D G Now, I was feeling really hurt D A I was dumped the day before D G I asked for invulnerability D A D And the merchant answered “sure.” G D And now laser beams bounce off of me G D And bullets do the same G Bm And sticks and stones can’t break my bones A A7 But what about the names? G D I wanted to be safe from pain G D I wanted to be free G Bm Turns out invulnerability Em A D Ain’t what it’s s’posed to be D G I spend my days fighting crime D A Working with goodwill D G ’Cause with great power, blah blah blah, D A D I’m sure you know the drill D G But every night I’m at the mall D A Looking for a tiny store D G And if I ever find that one again, D A D They’re gonna hear me roar G D 'Cause laser beams bounce off of me G D And bullets do the same G Bm And sticks and stones can’t break my bones A A7 But what about the names? G D I wanted to be safe from pain G D I wanted to be free G Bm Turns out invulnerability Em A D Ain’t what it’s s’posed to be G D “Just sign here,” said the merchant! G D “The fine print’s legal jargon!” G Bm But later on, I read it Em A It clarified the bargain: D G Our service has limits, you’re sure to find out D A It won’t change dysphoria, shame, or self-doubt D G Your empathy won’t be affected a smidge D A Tell your best friend: keep away from the fridge D G People may hate you, in spite of your help D A Folks that you save may be hateful on Yelp D G Imprudent investments will cost you your shirt Em A7 Though nothing can touch you, you still can be hurt! G D And now laser beams bounce off of me G D And bullets do the same G Bm And sticks and stones can’t break my bones A A7 But what about the names? G D I wanted to be safe from pain G D I wanted to be free G Bm Turns out invulnerability Em A D Ain’t what it’s s’posed to be (I want a refund!)