Professor Willow Has A Farm

C F Professor Willow has a farm upstate G Am Where the Pokémon love to play C F They run and fight and have lots of fun G F C Every night and every day Am C You don’t need to see the farm G Am It’s awfully far from here F C Just give him all your troubles G F C And he’ll make them disappear C F Professor Willow has a farm upstate G Am Every Pokémon trainer knows it C F So don’t talk to that journalist G F C Who says she wants to expose it Am C I don’t know what her problem is G Am She says we’re all inhumane F C She’s always on about monster rights G F C Some people love to complain F C And the Pokémon are happy G Am There are thousands, arm in arm F C They frolic there without a care D Fm G On Willow’s four-acre farm! C F Professor Willow has a farm upstate G Am Where your Pokémon can park it C F He also makes great sausages G F C That he sells at the farmer’s market Am C They’re juicy and delicious G Am You’d think they’d be more pricey F C They come in eighteen varieties G F C Red-hot, grass-fed, and spicy F C But the Pokémon are happy G Am Pikachu and Excadrill F C They’re having fun out in the sun D Fm G Stop looking at the grill D G Professor Willow has a farm upstate A Bm Everything is fine and dandy D G So give him Pokémon you don’t need A G D And he’ll give you lots of candy Bm D It’s normal if they cry A Bm No need to make amends G D You’re doing what is best for them A G D Just take the candy for your friends G D And don’t talk to that journalist A G D Just take the candy for your friends G D Team Rocket are the evil ones A G D Just take the candy for your friends