I Said I Am I Said

A Well I said I was the master of masochistics A An absolute expert in inter ballistics E D I cannot tell a lie A I said I am I said A And you said I was the master of post maternity A I'm gonna be a rock star for all eternity E D I cannot tell a lie A I said I am I said D A And I tried so hard to pretend I was really stupid D A You're so clever and you know better than that D A E And my friend Maggie told you I was fucking marvellous D And I cannot tell a lie Bm No that's not the thing to do D And I'm not that kind of guy Bm E A I said I am I said E A I said I am I said A Well you said I was the king of social aerobics A The one and only master of hetrotrophics E D I cannot tell a lie A I said I am I said A And you said I was a king of football statistics A A Rock n' roll hero supremely artistic E D I cannot tell a lie A I said I am I said