Grow 1000 Pairs

F G C E Am F G C C7 F G C E Am Am F G G7 F G I do not have a trust fund C E Am Or any hefty deposits F G I might get some guns and antiques when my parents die C C7 If my brother doesn't want them first F G 'cause he is so responsible C E Am And good at taking care of things F G C C7 And I am such a failure it could not be more embarrassing F G C E Am If you could fly from winging it I'd grow a thousand pair of wings F G C And soar the f**k away from everything C7 F G But I can not own a gun now C E Am And I threw out all of my belts F G And all my pants are falling down C C7 F 'cause I can't stop thinking about hanging myself G C E Am And I dont want to seem too dramatic or crazy F G C F I just need a little break from a life I'm not feeling lately or at all G C E Am Please try to understand please try hard not to hate me F Because I'm tired Fm Because I'm tired F E Am C I've grown so very skeptical of even people that I choose F C I'm pissing up my escape ropes F C I'm spitting on my own shoes E Am And I don't know C F C Pick one pocket at a time G E Am There are the people who are F C G E Am Several people out of line and I don't know where I will go C F C E Am Pick one pocket at a time Am F G G7 F G I do not have a trust fund C E Am Or any hefty deposits F G I might get some guns and antiques when my parents die C C7 If my brother doesn't want them first F G 'cause he is so responsible C E Am And good at taking care of things F G C C7 And I am such a failure it could not be more embarrassing F G C E Am If you could fly from winging it I'd grow a thousand pair of wings F G C And soar the f**k away from everything