Typical Country Song

N.C. Pointing in the band. G D Singing on a stage with my cowboy hat on, G D Singing slow and low as I twang my guitar. G C My lyrics are sad or super fun but definitely not deep. G D G I love my pet and my boots and I voted for Donald Trump! C G I'm a young, white, thin, blonde country star, A7 D I move the microphone when the note gets high! G C We sing in harmony, G D I sing a line by myself, So do I! G C Women are pretty much objects, A7 D But they don't really care. Sure don't! G D We sing in a southern accent, G D Even though I'm from Vermont. G Em D C My denim shorts are toddler sized… D G 'Cause this is a country song! C D Shoutout to current city! G C Story 'bout how I met a blue-eyed farmboy, G fell in love to our song D Which is a T. Swift song about her song. G C A7 Story 'bout how that dirtbag went and cheated on me, G D G Empowering riff, 'bout committing a violent felony! I'm a girl, it's ok! C G Adult beverages, adult beverages, A7* Truuuuuuuuuuucks! (Spoken) Key change! A E Nothing better than a girl riding shotgun, A E Except my actual shotgun! A E D We relate to the middle working class, B7 E Even though we're richer than you. Bling bling! A E We only have male children, A E If it's a girl, the song is sad. A F#m E D Really heavy-handed religious advice! A E A End the song with a really bad pun. N.C. Declaration of patriotism! N.C. Expression of gratitude!