The Hunger Games Musical Mockingjay Parody - Peetas Song

Am C District 12. Katniss Everdeen is dyin'. D So hungry she's no longer tryin'. Am Well honey, look around. C 'Cause Peeta sees a hottie to save. D And his Mama don't like it, but Peeta's SO BRAVE. Am C Takes a good loaf of bread and he burns it black D Throws it in the mud. Girl, I got yo back. Mmm. Am C Just a little favor for the chick he digs D And by the way he gave half to the pigs. Am C Catchin' Fire. Katniss goin' back to the games. D Girl needs an ally, well here's the next name. Am C It's Haymitch. Victor of the last Quarter Quell. D Could there be a better ally than him? Pray tell. Am C He's studied the games the past 25 years. D I'll save you, Katniss. Peeta volunteers! Am C F Am Katniss should be on Team Peeta. Oh. Am C F Am He’s slightly useless, but there’s no one sweeter. No! Am C D F He’s like a cute little dog with a camouflaged head. Am C F G Girls can’t resist the boy with the bread. Am C You never know what strategy Peeta will try. D Like joining the careers, or crawling away to die. Am C Unpredictable, he ain't typical. D Ok, in looks and fighting I guess he's typical. Uh! Am Fog almost killed him. C Mags gave her life for him. D Monkey almost killed him. Morphling gave her life for him. Am Wounds almost killed him. C Katniss risked her life for him. D A real man’s not afraid to let women die for him. Am C F Am Peeta really ought to get the girl, yeah! Am C F Am He’s good at being cute and hiding like a squirrel, and, Am C D F He’s not ashamed to be vulnerable, or helpless, or dead Am C F G Girl, don’t friend-zone the boy with the bread. Am C D Peeta goes after the things he wants, ain’t no obstacle’s too much. Am C D The man blows force-fields just to get CPR 'cause his love language is touch. Am C He throws large weights wherever he aims. D A power so special, never used it in the games. Am C He's a hostage now, and you know that you miss him. D Peeta’s your boo, now lean down and kiss him! Am C F Am Peeta wins your heart by being pleasant, oh, Am C F Am Like that one time he told the world, “Hey guys, she's pregnant!” Whoa! Am C D F You know some folks will say, choose the hot one instead. Am C F G Girl, don’t pass up the boy with the bread. A C D Careful, there’s a force-field back there. Team Peeta! A C D What’s your favorite color? Team Peeta! A C D Katniss, go, get out of here, go. Team Peeta! A C D I watched you go home every day, every day. Team Peeta!