I Aint Buying What Youre Selling

D5 A/D G/D D5 D5 I don't need a crystal ball A/D To tell me that I'll be G/D Dead from liver failure D5 Just wait around and see D5 Don't need acupuncture A/D To rid me of my pain G/D I've got pharmaceuticals D5 And no plans to abstain A G D5 Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling A G D5 Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling D5 I don't need confession A/D To absolve me of my sins G/D They're as much a part of me D5 As a fish is to his fins D5 And I don't need the government A/D Or a social safety net G/D That ponzi scheme will crash someday D5 If it hasn't started yet A G D5 And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling A G D5 And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling Bb6 If I come across G/B As if I am complaining Cadd9 It's cuz you're pissing down my back D5 And you're telling me it's raining Bb6 Maybe you believe the bullshit G/B Or maybe you're just lying Cadd9 F5 But I ain't buying D5 A/D G/D D5 D5 I don't need conspiracies A/D Or ufology G/D To distract me from my happy life D5 Of mediocrity D5 I've got a labradoodle A/D And I've got the gift of song G/D And when that's not enough D5 I take a ripper off my bong A G D5 And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling A G D5 I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling A G D5 I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling D5 A/D G/D D5