Heavy Metal Rules

Bbm Bb Couldn't make no money as a singer Bbm Bb Didn't  seem to get too far Bbm Bb So  I sell pot brownies and Vicodin Bbm Bb From the back seat of my car Bbm Bb Movin' back to Chicago Bbm Bb Gonna  rest my achin' head Bbm Bb Spotify  took my last 2 cents Bbm Bb And the butter for my bread Bbm Gene  Simmons said it Bb D Db Ab G Bb Gb C Bb Rock and roll is dead D Db Ab G Bb Gb C Bb Rock and roll is dead D Db Ab G I never did it for the money Bb Gb C Bb I  only did it to get laid D Db Ab G But I can't buy shots for the ladies Bb Gb C Bb If there's no way to get paid D Db Ab G Now I can't make money on my good looks Bb Gb C Bb Can't make it on applause D Db Ab G So I sell nose beers to the kiddos Bb Gb C Bb And thumb my own nose at the laws Db But I'm never ever gonna stop playing Ab Even though rock and roll ain't paying Ebm Cuz heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules Gb F Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules Ebm Heavy metal rules B Db And everybody else can suck my dick Eb Ebm Gb Bbm Gonna make my money stealing hub caps Bb And selling black tar on the streets Bbm Taking handbags from old ladies Bb While they respond to Trumpy's Tweets Bbm Apple came to town a ringing Bb A death knell for the band Bbm If I can't make money selling records Bb I'm gonna make it any way I can F Ab F Gm Bb Ab Bb C Db And I'm gonna keep on rocking your ass Ab As long as I'm on the right side of the grass Ebm Cuz heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Madonna - she's a dick!) Gb F Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (That punk shit belongs on Mars!) B Db Eb F Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Dokken, Van Halen, they all fucking rule!) Gb Ab Heavy metal rules Bb Eb And everybody else can suck my fucking dick Ab Eb