Cleopatras Cat

Em Em Cleopatra's favorite cat Em Got his hands on Caesar's spats Em The heat was on as you could see Em So he front 'em to Mark Antony Em Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." Em "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." Em Caesar had an eye for clothes Em He saw them spats and said, "I like those." Em Caesar had no thing to say, except Em "Jesu Christi Domine Em Et tu, Brute Em Jesu Christi Domine G Et tu, Brute." Em G A The senate tried to sympathize Em G A It was the cat they should despise Em G A Informant told his whereabouts Em G A Centurions to seek him out Em G Em Centurions! Em G A There go the centurions Em G A Em G Em G A Cleopatra's favorite cat Em G A Cleopatra's favorite cat Em G A Brutus had to turn his head Em G A When this cat done went and said Em G A "If he's got this thing for shoes Em G A He just might be ambitious, too Em G A They got holidays all in his name Em G A And all a tyrant needs is fame Em G A Those fascists don't play pretty games Em G F#m Em Egypt is the place to be G A G F#m Em Bm Em G A But Rome is a democracy Em G A Em G A Em G D Rome!" Em Em G "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." Em Em G "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." Em G A Caesar never got them back Em G A 'Cause they killed his ass in the second act Em G A Brutus spoke, then Antony: Em Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me G A Friends, Romans, can't you see Em My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me G A Egypt's biggest rivalry: Em G A Cleopatra's cat and me." Em G A Cleopatra's cat and me." Em G A Cleopatra's cat and me." Em Cleopatra's cat and!" G F#m Em G A G F#m Em Bm