Party Anthem

N.C. Hanging upside down, I am wringing out a washcloth waist N.C. Imprisoned in a wedding pigeon body with a tin can face C Bm A# G I cry into the pages of a Playboy magazine Am G F When I went to the party, everybody looked so clean F C Over a dead, sleeping policeman F G I begged them to have mercy C F Pulled his body off the bumper G G7 G And got down on my knee-ees C Em A# Am I'm sorry I couldn't be everything I needed to be C Em Am G# I am sorry I couldn't be everything I needed to be C Em Am G I am sorry I couldn't be everything I needed to be C G C G E On time C Em A# Am La-la-la-la, la la, la la C Em Am G# La-la-la-la, la la, la la C Em Am G La-la-la-la, la la, la la C Em Am D E La la, la D F#m C Bm Were you better as a phantom D F#m Bm A# Symphony or a party anthem? D F#m Bm A Far away, you were half-pretend D F#m Bm A It never happened, it never happened E G#m D C#m Were you better as a phantom E G#m C#m C Symphony or a party anthem? E G#m C#m B Far away, you were half-pretend E G#m C#m B It never happened, it never ends E G#m D C#m La-la-la-la, la la, la la E G#m C#m C La-la-la-la, la la, la la E G#m C#m B La-la-la-la, la la, la la E G#m C#m B La la, la E