Jesus And Your Living Room Floor

D D Bm Bm D D When I finally die, won't you bury me in Bm Bm The same suit that you married her in? D D Tell them I was murdered, murdered by a gun Bm Bm Found, taken down by my long-lost son D And tell them I was loved D Bm That you always loved me D I know you didn't D Bm But spare them the vision D D Of me in my kitchen Bm Bm Six weeks past extinction D Bm Photo in my hands that are cold as your mother's D Bm Of two children laughing before they got gutted D And now they're a crime scene Bm They're proof of a story D Bm D Bm A story I sell page by page, door to door, I D Bm D Bm A story I sell page by page, door to door, I D Bm It's a story I sell door to door D Bm D Bm F#m D Bm I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor D Bm F#m D Bm I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor D Bm F#m D Bm I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and D D D D Now every night, I dream of new answers Bm Bm Of crying in limousines, of faking brain cancer D D Please tell them I was eaten by monsters in caves Bm Bm That they spat up my bones and I could not be saved D Bm And tell them you're so happy that you got to know me D Bm I know you didn't, but it's better than showing me D Bm Covered in ants in my room on the floor D Bm Still clutching that same old plastic horse D Bm I don't need to know much as long as I am sure, I don't D Bm Need to know much as long as I am sure, I don't D Bm Need to know much as long as I am sure D Bm And I'm always D Bm D Bm F#m D Bm I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor D Bm F#m D Bm I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and your living room floor D Bm F#m D Bm I pledge allegiance to Jesus, Jesus and D Bm D Bm D Bm D Bm (Repeat until end and fade out)