Short People By Newman From Seinfeld

A A7 D E A 2x A What should we do A7 Oh, What should we do D E A These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves A We only have one chance A7 Yeah, we only have one shot D E A To beat them in a competition of our choice E D A We should challenge them in a game of Basketball E D A I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all E D A But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball E D A Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule A This plan is foolproof A7 Oh, it’s a foolproof plan D E A I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something) A Cause that would suck, man A7 Oh, that would really bust my gourd D E A If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills 2x E D A We should challenge them in a game of Basketball E D A I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all E D A But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball E D A Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule