The Wrong Bar

F It was Sunday morning with the boys, Bb On the lash the night before, F Dragged ourselves up off the beds, Gm C We were in the mood for more, F So we downed a pint of gin a-piece, Bb and headed to the pub F C F But it didn't go accordingly to plan F We’re in The Wrong Bar (Shit!) Bb We’re in the Wrong Bar F**k!) F Gm C But we noticed it’s actually a church (My God!) F Well we came to drink away Bb Now we’re forced to kneel and pray F C F And we’re thinking that we’ll surely die of thirst F Bb My eyes so tired from drinking, saw a shamrock, not a cross F Gm C And I asked the barman for a beer and enquired about the cost F Bb He looked at me and shook his head and told me to get out F C F No, it didn't go accordingly to plan F We’re in The Wrong Bar (Shit!) Bb We’re in the Wrong Bar F**k!) F Gm C But we noticed it’s actually a church (My God!) F Well we came to drink away Bb Now we’re forced to kneel and pray F C F And we’re thinking that we’ll surely die of thirst F Bb I crawled back in to try again, the boys they were dismayed F If there's no-one getting served here Gm C there'll be no-one getting laid F B Now why the barman wore a collar, we didn't have a clue F C F No, it didn't go accordingly to plan F We’re in The Wrong Bar (Shit!) Bb We’re in the Wrong Bar F**k!) F Gm C But we noticed it’s actually a church (My God!) F Well we came to drink away Bb Now we’re forced to kneel and pray F C F And we’re thinking that we’ll surely die of thirst F Bb I tried talking to a lady, she said she was a nun, F Gm C I said it didn't bother me, if she was up for a bit of fun. F Bb She slapped me right across the face, i was sober once again, F Bb F No it didn't go accordingly to plan F We’re in The Wrong Bar (Shit!) Bb We’re in the Wrong Bar F**k!) F Gm C But we noticed it’s actually a church (My God!) F Well we came to drink away Bb Now we’re forced to kneel and pray F C F And we’re thinking that we’ll surely die of thirst