Theme Of Hobart

Amaj7 HOBaRT G He'll mix all night D Dm Long Amaj7 Other contestants G Suck dicks all night D Dm Long Amaj7 'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale F#m 'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail Bm Make dough with this beaut, you drownin' in tail D Go ahead and stir yourself an elixir Amaj7 Use it when it's rainin', use it when it's sunny F#m Use it when you're a bit short on money Bm Even though some might call this baby funny D Truly he's the only top tier mixer Amaj7 HOBaRT G He'll mix all night D Dm Long Amaj7 Other contestants G Suck dicks all night D Dm Long Amaj7 F#m HOBaRT, you make me go Bm D "Ha ha hee hee" Amaj7 F#m Why are you so Bm D Hysterically funny C#m A Please stop making me laugh Dm E5 As much as the Number 7 Amaj7 First time I saw that funny boy, I was skeptical F#m But now when I see him, my wiener gets erectical Bm When that boy spins it up, it's truly a spectacle D Really makes me go "hee hee ha ha" Amaj7 So laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine F#m The Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology-ne Bm He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes D "He's funny mixer..." Amaj7 F#m HOBaRT, I want to make Bm D Love to your dick Amaj7 F#m I know that's not quite the right Bm D Word, but it's thick C#m A Please mix my insides up Dm C#m And put your dough in me...! F#m HOBaRT once told me that he wanted to eradicate all anime fans Bm I gave him a fist bump and said, "F**k yeah, brother!" A5 C#m D5 E5 Let those fucking degenerates get pissed on to death Call it extreme watersports A* And one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top F#m* He's won and we get a day full of his bops Bm* With his enemies' remains on the floor, it'll have to be mopped D/A* E5 And we can mix together a smoothie of their entrails... With HOBaRT, of course! "He's a funny mixer..." Amaj7 F#m HOBaRT, I want to Bm D Imbibe in your cum Amaj7 F#m The smell of your dick-xer, Bm D It makes me go numb Amaj7 F#m Fill me with custard 'til DING! Bm D You're all done Amaj7 F#m I'll be there to cheer on you Bm D Until you've won C#m A HOBaRT, now I see Dm E5 Why that mixer is so funny Amaj7 HOBaRT, I love you...