Impostor Syndrome

G Em C D Unfortunately I am G Em C D D#m My own dog, my own fur companion Em A My own old lady on a forum C Cm Who types in glittery decorum G Em C D Unfortunately I take G Em C D D#m Myself out walking every day Em A I hand my legs to the feet and C Cm I give my head to the leash Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 What’s a human being gotta be like Am D What’s a way to just be competent G E7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 Was it a mistake to try and define Am D What I’m certain’s mad incompetence G Am Bm Cm These sweet instincts ruin my life G Em C D I can't smell well, or tell the time. G Em C D D# Not K through 8, nor K - 9. Em A (For human, grossly underqualified C Cm For canine, grossly overqualified) G Em C D I don’t blend in at Pet-Smart G Em C D D# That truth remains for the Walmart Em A 'Cause in either case they say to me C Cm "What the f**k is lost in aisle 3?" Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 What’s a human being gotta be like Am D What’s a way to just be competent G E7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 Was it a mistake to try and define Am D What I’m certain’s mad incompetence G Am Bm Cm These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D G E Am D G G A F#m D E A F#m D E A F#m D E Just watch me, moving far away A F#m D E Fm Nobody even knows my name and F#m B No one suspects that I’m not fine, and D Dm Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein A F#m D E Just look at Victor in LA A F#m D E Fm And Syd with the y; State U of A, F#m B And all the majors at the labels - D Dm Rebooting soon as I am able Bm E Every other day I’m wondering A F#7 What’s a human being gotta be like Bm E What’s a way to just be competent A F#7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Bm E Every other day I’m wondering A F#7 Was it a mistake to try and define Bm E What I’m certain’s mad incompetence A F#7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#7 Da da da da da da dadada Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#7 Da da da da da da dadada Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Outro Chords Bm E A F#7 Bm E A