Pre-Apocalyptic Blues

F You can read it in the paper A7 Or watch it on the news Dm7 G7 Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues F C7 F F7 C7 You better be ready when the shit goes down F7 You better head on down to Costco A7 Get you a bucket full of rice and beans Dm7 G7 A year's supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines F C7 F F7 C7 So you'll be ready when the shit goes down A7 Don't hesitate don't procrastinate DM7 Or you'll all be running scared A7 DM7 There ain't no second chances for bravory impaired G7 'cause you know there's a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed C7 C#7 C7 And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head F I got a Rambo knife with a compass A7 And ballistic bug out bag Dm7 G7 Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags F C7 F F7 C7 F Gonna be ready when the shit goes down F A7 Dm7 G7 F C7 F F7 C7 F Isis and Al-Qaeda A7 About a billion red Chinese Dm7 G7 You say you ain't worried and I say honky please F C7 F F7 C7 You better be ready when the shit goes down A7 DM7 By my Jacuzzi there's an Uzi and an RPG A7 DM7 Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV G7 They won't get to me no matter who they are C G7 C7 I got land mines buried all over my yard F 'Cause I read it in the paper A7 I watched it on the news Dm7 G7 And now I've got the pre-apocalyptic blues F C7 F F7 I'm gonna be ready when the shit goes down F C7 F Will you be ready when the shit goes down