The Waitress Song

D# Cm G# Fm G# D# there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon Cm the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew G# Fm G# and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice D# and the food takes such a long time to get made Cm even when i'm the only person in the cafe G# Fm G# and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice D# youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there Cm on a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer G# i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber Fm G# and the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter D# its the waitress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter Cm makes my heart race and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her G# a lady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother Fm G# i dont need to ask her name and number D# cause this relationship Cm G# Fm G# is built on breakfast, im waitin on her just to wait on me, yeah there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice and the food takes such a long time to get made even when i'm the only person in the cafe and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind thats alright with me i just smile and eat sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone and write a poem with my headphones newspaper bacon fried or poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but the beans are always burnt and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world 'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that besides, this relationship is built on breakfast im waitin on her just to wait on me there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice and the food takes such a long time to get made even when i'm the only person in the cafe and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for 2x there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice and the food takes such a long time to get made even when i'm the only person in the cafe and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice