Terms And Conditions

Ebm Db These are the terms and conditions for living in the UK B Bb First abandon kindness, it's a fool's game Ebm Db Oh it's a shame you went to state school in the first place B Bb That'll keep you two steps down in the rat race Ebm You need to learn to hate America Db Russia Climate change B China Bb Rich cunts, and poor cunts Bb Ebm The weather and the tax rates Db All the fuckers telling you to isolate B Bb Labour and Liberals and the Greens and the Tory state Ebm Feminism Snowflakes Db The EDL B Bb Hate everyone and everything 'til you can't even stand yourself Ebm Hate the fact you need money Db Hate all those who want money B Bb Hate the fucking game and the taste for wealth Ebm And find love Db In beer and drugs and crime! B Bb The glory days before the others all arrived Ebm Db Seek pride in your nation's contribution in the war B Bb Watch films about soldiers, cry at what they died for Ebm Db A f**k ton of corruption in the Houses and the courts B Bb Great British Arse that soars Ebm Db Right before it shits all over its own people in hoards B In education, policy Bb Tooth, and claw Ebm And then somewhere Db Between the crackheads and the lords B The people who believe 'em Bb And the police force Ebm Db Is a most glorious nation of pride and patience B Bb Bb No, I'm only joking of course Ebm Db We don't smile too much around here, love B Wipe it off your face Bb Ebm Our terms and conditions consist of hate! Db B Bb Ebm Db B Bb Ebm Db Part two of the UK's terms and conditions B Bb For all but the wealthy and the first class citizens Ebm Db To anyone poor or born outside of Britain B Bb You must follow the following conditions, yes? Ebm Db Okay so what you're saying is that the rules don't apply B Bb To anyone with a winning lottery ticket as a bloodline Ebm Db No the fact is, in practice, the rules do apply B Bb With the exception of taxes and COVID guidelines Ebm Amongst other things, you know Db Murder Lies B Bb With money there's no such a thing as a crime! Ebm Db Okay, so what you're saying is your conditions is money making? B Bb No, not money making, money taking! Money taking? Ebm Yes, money taking Db After that money saving B Bb Placing, said money, in savings Ebm Ebm So greed? Db Db Not greed, aspirations see! B B Bb Bb Aspirations for those with a first-class degree Ebm Ebm Db Db Why of course! And a delectable family tree B B Bb Bb Your conditions favour the aristocracy Ebm Ebm Db Db It's the equivalent to sitting in a stadium seat B B Stand up for a better view Bb Bb The guy behind can't see Ebm Ebm Basically Db Db Your Ts and Cs mean liberty B B Bb Bb But freedom doesn't recognise poverty N.C. Oh shit- Ebm Db So smile, smile, smile B Bb 'Cause you have much to be thankful for Ebm Db These terms and conditions were B Bb Never truly yours Ebm For the taking Db B Bb Did you have me mistaken, when you came to this country half way Ebm Db With the silly little dreams, of a child half baked B Bb And the mind of an animal scrounging for bait Ebm Did you forget about me? Db It seems you did B I am the fucking man Bb Ebm I decide who lives and dies Db You are nothing B Bb But the blood between my eyes Ebm Db And I decree with each part of me B Bb That you are doomed for all of time Ebm Db To revoke my spell, sans protests? B Please, step in line