Yer A Homo

D A D A D A D D G If you don't love NASCAR, yer a homo D A If you don't love hunting deer, yer a homo D If you don't like fighting in a bar room brawl, G you better check up yer skirt, cuz yer missing balls D A Yep, you guessed it D Yer a homo D G If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo D A If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo D If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad, G why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad D A Yep, you guessed it D Yer a homo D G If you don't love football, yer a homo D A If you ever played soccer, yer a homo (Big time) D If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong G You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong D A Yep, you guessed it D Yer a homo G D Now if don't own a pickup and a fishing pole G D You must like to take a pecker up the rectum hole G D If your mom never beat you with a rolling pin A You must like those nuts bouncing off your chin (Off your chin) D G If you drink bottled water, yer a homo D A If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo D If you'd rather have a salad than a t-bone steak, G I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake D A Yep, you guessed it D A Yep, you guessed it D A Oh, yep, you guessed it D Yer a homo