Keep Yer Hands Off My Pbr

E You can spit on my pickup truck Call my ma a lousy whore Leave a flamin' bag of dog shit B Outside my trailer door E But don't go messin' with my Pabst Blue Ribbon A 'Cause then you gone way too far E B E Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.BR. B E E You can bang my little sister Like the drum in a big parade You can hand me a big ole cup of piss B And tell me it's lemonade E A You can hide a riled-up rattlesnake, in my grandma's cookie jar E B E But, keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.BR. B E A You can call Clint Eastwood a homo E You can say Chuck Norris is queer A You can claim John Wayne was a fan of cock B But, keep your hands off my fucking beer E You can kick me in the gonads You can drag me by the ole nutsack You can tie my pecker in a granny knot B And, stick a corncob up my crack E But, don't touch my tasty beverage A 'Cause then you took it way too far E B E Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.BR. B E A You can cop a cheap feel of my woman's ass E You can squeeze her sloppy tits A But if you go fingering my liquid lover B I'ma gonna lose my shit E 'Cause when I wanna party, only one drink will do B I reach right for an icy can of the red, white and blue E A So, if you see me down at the tavern, bellied up to the bar E B E Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.BR. E B E Just yer hands, keep yer hands off my P.BR.