This Aint Hawaii

G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis G D F E The guys are strutting, proudly showing off their weenies G D F E Top 40 garbage spewing from expensive radios E As they primp their pampered bodies E G D F E And put schnozz-guard on their nose G D E This ain't Hawaii G D E This ain't Hawaii G D E This ain't Hawaii G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies G D F E There's more money on this beach than all the tea in China G D F E The girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon E G D F E Their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam G D E This ain't Hawaii G D E This ain't Hawaii G D E This ain't Hawaii G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E Drum break E A E B A E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E G D F E In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris G D F E The sun has cooked their brain, they're on a surf safari G D F E The lake is full of creepy snobs, I start to get annoyed E This isn't Honolulu, dummy, this is Illinois G D E This ain't Hawaii G D E This ain't Hawaii G D E This ain't Hawaii G D F E They're surfing in Wilmette G D F E They're surfing in Wilmette G D F E They're surfing in Wilmette G D F E They're surfing in Wilmette