The Last Janelle

D G you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed E G A to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community D G you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly E G A post messages on aol but don't you dare f**k with janelle G D she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought G she's an idea or an ideal that you won't A ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends D G she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut E G A i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us D G ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts E G A to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen G D and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat G that your stupid on-line world and your A stupid comments may well be justification for a beating G D where applicable A D not valid in vermont G D void where prohibited A G D and shut your fucking mouth G D don't go to easter isle A D and overpopulate G D you'll destroy god's spaceship earth A G D dilute dilute o.k.