Jeannies Got A Problem Chords - Screeching Weasel

Verse

A D A E Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries A D E She's got trouble with her tubes A D A E If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find A D E A completely empty room

Chorus

A G Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless A G Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless

Verse

Her physician injected fluids in her private parts But she just won't believe That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble Will cause her to conceive Repeat Chorus A D E A D E Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating A D E A E D Jeannie isn't ovulating now A E No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare G D A To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year E Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test G D A Now Jeannie's operation must commence E G A(12th) Artificial insemination can't E G A(12th) Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs A / E / D 4x

Verse

Jeannie isn't ovulating even though She took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay The gigantic doctor bills Repeat Chorus twice End on A Lead

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...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

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Now Jeannie's operation must commence

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