I Wanna Be A Homosexual

B C# E 2x B C# E I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist-- B C# E Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man B C# E B Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen C# B C# B A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings-- B F# G# E B I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual F# G# E B I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual F# G# E B I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual F# G# E I wanna be B C# E Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--- B C# E You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine B C# E B So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man C# B C# E B A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!-- Repeat chorus E F# D# G# E Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer -- I. don't. care F# cause it's the straight in straight edge D# G# That makes me wanna drink your beer E and be a pansy, F# and be a homo B C# E Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!-- B C# B You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street B C# E B Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t! C# B C# E B Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer! Repeat chorus and end on B