Crying In My Beer

C F G What will it take to make you happy C F G What will it take to stop your whining C F G What will it take to make you amscry? C F G What will it take to stop your crying F C G I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down F C G So if it makes you feel a bit better, just picture me crying, Am Crying in my beer G F Crying in my beer oh oh oh Am Crying in my beer G F Crying in my beer oh oh oh C G F Crying in my beer C F G I got a feeling you've been damaged C F G I think you've got way too much time on your hands C F G I throw away your stupid little letter C F G Like Margie Whipple you don't get it F C G If you were a TV show baby you would've been ca - ncelled F C G Due to declining viewership, recycled plots, and bad acting Am Crying in my beer G F Crying in my beer oh oh oh Am Crying in my beer G F Crying in my beer oh oh oh C G F C G F Crying in my beer F C G It's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me F C G 'Cause me minus you equals one little parasite less Am Crying in my beer G F Crying in my beer oh oh oh Am Crying in my beer G F Crying in my beer oh oh oh C G F C G F Crying in my beer